{"product_id":"funny-retirement-whiskey-glass-bottom-36659","title":"Funny Retirement Whiskey Glass - Bottom Engraved Hidden Message Gift - Custom Retired Coworker \u0026 Boss Keepsake","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eA Toast to the \"Quitter\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eCelebrate their escape from the 9-to-5 with a drink and a laugh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"69\" class=\"\"\u003eBottom-Engraved Retirement Whiskey Glass\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e features a hidden surprise:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e a hilarious message etched into the base of the glass that only reveals itself as they finish their pour.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e It’s the ultimate \"congratulations\" for the coworker who finally called it quits.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Hidden Message\" Difference:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eThe Big Reveal:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Unlike standard side engravings,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e the custom message stays a secret until the last sip—making it a hit at retirement parties and office send-offs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003ePremium Heavy-Base Glass:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e This is a substantial,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e high-quality rocks glass with a weighted bottom that feels great in the hand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Perfect for neat pours or Old Fashioneds.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003ePermanent Laser Etching:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e We use precision lasers to engrave the glass from the bottom up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e The design is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"104\" class=\"\"\u003e100% permanent\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e—it won't fade,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e peel,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e or wash away like vinyl or ink.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eDishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Retirement is for relaxing,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e not hand-washing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e This glass is rugged and easy to clean.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCustomized for the Class of 2026\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eMake it truly theirs!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Personalize the bottom with:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eThe Retiree’s Name\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eRetirement Date\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e (e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eg.,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e \"Official Quitter Since 2026\")\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eA Custom Inside Joke\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"14\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Perfect Send-Off Gift For:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eThe \"Work Bestie\":\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e A hilarious parting gift for the person who kept you sane.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eThe Boss:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e A respectful yet funny tribute to their leadership (and their exit).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eFamily Milestones:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Dad,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Mom,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e or Grandpa’s big retirement celebration.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"OnTheRoxDrinks","offers":[{"title":"Design A","offer_id":48051582632161,"sku":"CUSTOM-BOTTOM ENG.-F 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